Box Under the Bed?

Question

A man and a woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked.

However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and $1954.25 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"

The man thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

The woman was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen. And I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later, the woman asked the man, "Why do you have all that money in the box?" To which the man answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."

Answer 1

Now that's a greeeeeeeeeeeat joke LMAO had to read it twice lol brilliant Girl thumbs up

Answer 2

the superb factor to do would be to tell your dad and mom. do no longer try confronting her because of the fact she will exchange into protecting, consistent with hazard indignant, or maybe embarrassed, which might reason her to act without postpone. in my opinion, having dealt with techniques of suicide, which would be an exceedingly embarrassing subject for me, and that i'd have without postpone acted on my techniques. you're able to talk over with you dad and mom approximately it. they are mature sufficient to deal with those varieties of circumstances. they might have the potential to gently sit down her down and talk over along with her approximately it. whilst they have talked to her approximately it, whilst she feels mushy sufficient, consistent with hazard you are able to talk over along with her approximately it and convenience her, yet your dad and mom could be those to handle it first. desire this facilitates!

Answer 3

Wait... I don't get it! What are empties, and why did he cash them in? Can somebody email me and tell me, it seems like a good joke...

Answer 4

hmm dont tell her that bit lol he should have made something up like everytime he did it he put in some money to spend on her because he regretted it.

Answer 5

great, men!!!!! LOOOOL!!! but still,that's a lot of ..... it will spoil the surprise, someone else might be reading it

Answer 6

it would be funnier if the money was from the girls he cheated with

Answer 7

thats funnny

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

i dont get it what are empties...?

Answer 10

woohoo.... nice joke... :)