A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,
he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the
bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind,"
he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and
there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
2006-11-25 03:26:21 · 17 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha! good one.
2006-11-25 03:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Usamah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-11-25 11:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant LMAO 1st class and a big thumbs up
2006-11-25 11:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-11-25 13:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv Peanuts ha ha
2006-11-25 11:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apart from being complimentary ,were they salted or
dry roasted.
2006-11-25 11:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO this is so funny i loved it lol
love-Rachelann
2006-11-25 11:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Adis mommy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, the oldies are the best!
2006-11-25 11:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Whoosher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 11:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he thought he was going nuts too
2006-11-25 18:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-25 11:43:20 · answer #11 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋