what is your fav Yo mamma?
2006-11-25 03:18:46 · 21 answers · asked by NC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma's so fat they told her it was chilly outside so she wnet
2006-11-25 03:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by india 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"Yo mammas so stupid, I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it"
"Yo mammas so fat, i missed an entire 2 hour episode of Xfiles on TV when walked in front of it"
2006-11-25 04:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by Death Avenger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, all the kids yell "look its the school bus"!
yo mammas so dumb, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice!
2006-11-25 05:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by p 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stupid, she goes to a Clippers game to go get a hair cut.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
2006-11-25 03:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Coley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to a hotel, she asked for a water bed, and they showed her the ocean!
2006-11-25 03:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma so short she steped of a curb and yelled ''uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh''
YoMamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittels poped out .
2006-11-25 03:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Adis mommy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO mamma's so stupid she married your dad
2006-11-28 01:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
'yo mamma's so fat even her bath tub has stretch marks'
'yo mamma's so hairy, Big Foot had to take her picture.'
enjoy
2006-11-25 03:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by Usamah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute one-liner!
Yo mamma's so fat her belt size is equator!
2006-11-25 03:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat that she has to take a bath at Sea World!
2006-11-25 03:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat they told her it was chilly outside so she wnet and got a bowl.
2006-11-25 03:20:25 · answer #11 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋