Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity.
Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, Bert noticed that Flo's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out.
When they were done, Bert laid back on the bed and said, "I must of been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out."
Flo looked at him and smiled. "That usually happens when you forget to remove my pantyhose!"
2006-11-25 02:42:51 · 9 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An oldie but a goody
He was obviously in a tights situation !
2006-11-25 02:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no longer listening to the cleansing cleansing soap dispensor pump and the nice and comfortable water working after listening to somebody take a sell off. The vison of those tiny bacteria crawling up under those grubby little finger nails and digging in and multiplying beofre for an prolonged winters nap is frightening. My ft are in a bunch in basic terms thinking approximately it.
2016-10-17 12:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one left me "panting" for more!
--CJ "The Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-25 08:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one it made me laugh and thats what i need right now lol thanks
LOVE-Rachelann
2006-11-25 03:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Adis mommy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. Thankfully I never had that happen!!!
2006-11-25 02:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 08:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one
2006-11-25 03:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
2006-11-28 21:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by Stewie Griffin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good made me laugh ...well done !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-11-25 02:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋