But I have never put anything up there before. Should I start small and work up to a gerbil? Or just start with the gerbil?
2006-11-25 01:50:04 · 8 answers · asked by Gay Muslim Pride!! 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Start with things like carrots, just to get your behind a bit more accomodating.
Then try some dead gerbils, just so you get used to the feel of the furriness.
Then go for it with the gerbil, remember though, if you panic and squeeze your bumhole, the gerbil will be squeezed to death, it may even burst open and you will have to scoop out bits of gerbil.
Have fun :-)
2006-11-25 01:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by nat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why in the hell would you want to stick it up your bottom? First of all trying to use a "live" gerbil is close to impossible and if you did your going to be very disappointed as it's not going to be a pleasant experience. The idea of doing so, is a urban myth! So don't even think about it. If you want to stick things up your bottom, stick to the old favorites, like didoes etc. Then at least you can have some satisfaction.
2006-11-25 09:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dale 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really felt it necessar y to do this, then start small and work up, but if you want to get better, I'd call the nearest Psych. hospital.
2006-11-25 10:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by femaledrillsergeant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No...start out with an elephant....goofball!
2006-11-25 09:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Shari 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y would you wanna do that lol
2006-11-25 09:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Zoe T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLOWN!!!!
2006-11-25 10:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by ramzee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so gross!!!
2006-11-25 09:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by agirl4god 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
please Lord help us all.
2006-11-25 13:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by Leneki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋