2006-11-25 01:46:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A long time ago, I knew a guy that worked early in the morning to get a restaraunt ready before it opened. There was always a nosy woman that looked in the window, and watched his every move. One day he put a link of sausage (That was being tossed out) under his pant's zipper, and when he knew he was being watched, pulled it out and cut it in half with a knife. He heard a shriek, and was never watched after that morning.
2006-11-25 07:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny after we knew he was ok... but
My husband had to duck under the partially opened garage door. We were in the car in the drive way, he ducked under going in and got what he needed, immediately turned around and walked into the door....all we saw were feet going up in the air. Making me laugh now...but seriously it was only funny after we realized he was ok. Hope it gave you a chuckle. Alda (We can't decide what to nick name him...Abbott or Costello)
2006-11-25 10:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one falling backwards in a chair and it looking like they were grabbing the air and it also looked like it was in slow motion....... u had to be there
2006-11-25 09:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋