An English Cat and a French Cat decide to have a race?

Question

across the English Channel, the English cat is called OneTwoThree, the French UnDeuxTrois. They started at Dover who won?

Opps forgot to add, any why.......

for all you guys that came up with the serious stuff about cats and water THIS IS A JOKE.
OneTwoThree won because UnDeuxTrois cat sank
So well done to Mark H (you lost me on the navy stuff)

Answer 1

unduextrois quatr cinq, so the english one won cuz it stayed afloat
and englands a tiny island with a huge navy, wed hav problems if the french were better swimmers

Answer 2

English Cat

Answer 3

The English cat won because the French cat sank..(.quatre cinque)

why does a french man only have one egg for breakfast...?

because one egg is a neurf ( enough)

Answer 4

The English cat obviously won the race because the French cat was,to busy pooping in somebodies flowerbeds.

Answer 5

The English cat because the starter said 'one two three' go (so it went) and the French cat was still waiting for his command - probably still is!

Answer 6

The English Cat because he was smart and bought a ticket for P+O Ferries! ☺

Answer 7

the English cat wins

Answer 8

Neither. They both drowned and died at the starting point. Who would force cats to swim across the English Channel. Those people suck!

Answer 9

The english cat?
Because the French one might not have understood the count down? (1,2,3 go!)...
Or none of them no cat would swim let alone that far.

Answer 10

the english cat got called first then the french so i think....that they caught some fish and decided to make it a draw because they couldnt be bothered