Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: What 15 animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little Piggies, 2 Calves, 1 ***, and a Beaver (and a fish that nobody can find).
Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
What do you call an intelligent person in America?
A tourist.
Very large lady in a dress shop:"I would like to see a dress that fits me."
Assistant:"So would I".
..Bruce went to the doctor for a check up.
"It is obvious to me that alcohol is entirely responsible for your poor physical shape".said the Doctor
"Well I am glad to hear that" said Bruce "because the wife keeps on insisting it is my fault".
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.
The husband pointed to a mule in a paddock.
"Relatives of yours ?" he asked.
"Yes," she replied."By marriage."
2006-11-24 22:22:55 · 13 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
welsh chic nope lolol he he he
2006-11-25 01:01:22 · update #1
welsh chic i hope we beat AB today please god 53 years we will shesh
2006-11-25 01:03:16 · update #2
how about...what's better than roses on the piano? tu-lips on the organ...lol
loved the pantyhose one...
but hey now...i'm an american...lol
loved them all..
2006-11-24 22:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by nanster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good fun of the Highest order, especially Raggedy Ann, the animals in, but all were fantastic on a day like this!
Thanks for taking the time!
--CJ "The Cheeky Lad!"
2006-11-25 07:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL I Love The 1st One lol And The 2nd and The Third one Also...and...Oh what the heck I Loved em all:D
2006-11-25 06:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes they cheered me up on this rainy and windy day
2006-11-25 06:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by bty937915 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
love em all
great job
2006-11-25 08:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah kinda kool. i give it a 7.
2006-11-25 06:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Some funny ones
stop copying me in Rugby.................
2006-11-25 08:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 07:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep and ya copied my pantyhose one but i forgive you....
2006-11-25 09:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very witty .... although i have heard most before they still made me laugh...
2006-11-25 10:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥chelley♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋