One day there were two gays visiting the zoo. They made the rounds of the zoo and soon found
themselves outside the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting in the corner of the cage with a huge
gorilla hard-on.
The one gay says to the other 'I wonder what it feels like' ... the other gay says 'There's only one
way to find out and that's to touch it'
The gay reaches into the cage and touches the gorilla's hard-on ! Before he can remove his arm the
gorilla graps him ... hauls him into the cage ... slams him onto the floor ... jumps on top of him ... and nearly buggers him to death.
Three days later the gay wakes up in a hospital bed. A nurse comes in and says he has a visitor. It's
the gay's buddy. The buddy asks 'Are you hurt?' The bedridden gay says 'HURT!... OF COURSE
I'M HURT...HE HASN'T PHONED ... HE HASN'T WRITTEN ...!'
2006-11-24 21:19:51 · 41 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya its quite funny
i give u another for this
two people arch and ani were going to railway station
they met each other and there purposes for going there.arch said he had to go to mumbi by the train,while ani said he had to suicide sleeping on the tracks
an hour later ani found arch breathing in his last moments of life. he asked how did so occure.
arch said he heart an announcement " train is gonna arrive at plateform"and hence he jumped on the tracks to save his life.
now arch asked why was ani alive
he said that he heart the same annoncement and jumped to the plateform to die off
hope u liked
2006-11-24 21:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by nisha 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's funny but I don't like people making up jokes about gay guys cause my uncles gay and haves AIDS. It is really funny just don't tell jokes about gay guys.
2006-11-24 22:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by Laberta W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I don't know why some people insist that jokes be PC, now-a-days, Jokes are really the only thing we have left that do not have to be politically correct.
2006-11-24 21:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's funny from a gorillas point of view!
2006-11-24 21:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Dannie 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
well...it is somewhat disturbing...the prank in the ending was quite funny ...only if u don't take in account the tragic of the whole situation...the gay's behaviour is, if u think of it...really sad
2006-11-24 21:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by wizzy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao That's a cracker! 10/10.
2006-11-24 21:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats discusting and why im never going to be gay
2006-11-24 21:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by smithy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think its really funny. i wasnt expecting him 2 say dat.
2006-11-24 21:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 00:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!! Very silly but somewhat amusing...
2006-11-24 23:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by iloveapricots69 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋