A little boy accompanies his mother shopping and is waiting outside the ladies’ dressing room for her to emerge, boredom causing him to fidget. When his mother comes out, she spies her son sliding his hand up a mannequin’s skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don’t you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he wasn’t bitten.
For the ensuing years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he is 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don’t you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "Hell, no," he cries, "you’ve got teeth there!" "Don’t be ridiculous," she responds, "there’s no teeth down there." "Yes, there are", he says, "my mother told me so." "No, there aren’t," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her panties and gives him a little peek. "No, I’m sorry," he says. "My mother already told me that ALL women have teeth down there." "Oh, for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK, I don’t have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look, then replies, "Well, with the state of those gums, I’m not surprised!"
2006-11-24 19:45:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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When did you last goto the dentist darling, LOL,
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Will You marry me,
2006-11-24 19:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are pictures of Rory eating a sandwich 1 hole before he WD'd. His tooth is fine. When asked in the parking lot what had happened, he said I'm in a bad place mentally. I'm sure his agent/ publicist came up with the tooth thing. He's a vagina.
2016-05-23 00:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats just wrong and pretty funny.
Heres a moral for the joke: dont tell your children lies at early ages. its sticks for life!!
2006-11-24 19:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. I really needed a good laugh to day thank you.
2006-11-25 00:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA!
2006-11-24 19:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of your best lol 11/10
2006-11-24 19:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to remember that for the lads down the pub, cheers !!!!!!!
2006-11-24 19:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
funny and horny lol
but honestly i dont get the gums part!
it was great though!
2006-11-24 20:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao again very funny keep em coming he he he he he he cb
2006-11-24 19:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always wondered why so many people want to be dentists. Thanks for putting me in the picture !
2006-11-25 01:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest I have read today or yesterday! --CJ
2006-11-24 20:16:58 · answer #11 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋