Dark in here?

Question

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That’s nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad’s outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s
lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and your
glove. Let’s go outside and play some baseball." The boy says, "I
can’t. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That’s terrible to
overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two
things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don’t start that **** again"

Answer 1

very very funny lmao he he he he he he he cb 12/10

Answer 2

Nice way to start the day

Answer 3

Wow, I heard that joke 25 years ago and it's still around

Answer 4

I heard this a while ago, but I forgot the punchline, so it was nice to hear this and laugh again!

Answer 5

That's hilarious man! Good job!

Answer 6

very funny lol 10/10

Answer 7

hehehehehe x

ps dont worry about the other day xx

Answer 8

So it's not a question!!
Who cares?
It funny and I love it

Answer 9

thats way funny i would like to share that one with friends

Answer 10

Funny. That's my joke for the day - if I can remember it!