This guy was at a club tryin to pick up women. He started danceing with one and after about 30 minutes he tells her " hey lets go back to my place". she replies "okay, but i gotta warn u im on my period.’’ the guy says "alright" and then they went back to his house. the next morning the guy wakes up to find that she had already left. but he notices that there is blood all over his sheets. the guy thinks to himself "oh no i must have hurt her" he gets up out of bed and walks into the bathroom. there is blood everywhere, in the shower, on the floor, in the sink. he then says"i think i killed her" he turns to face the mirror and he sees that he has blood all over his mouth and he yells out "Oh my god, i ate her!!!"
2006-11-24 19:19:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO 10/10 from me!
2006-11-24 23:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning AL (Always Laughing)
Your jokes are all no doubt very humourous and you do brighten up peoples lives. Wecome, caused I missed you here on Y/A and I do hope all's well with you.
The next time dont go out with a guy in your periods, The poor soul i believe is still nauseated and hospitalised. LOL
2006-11-25 03:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd joke 4 the morning
2006-11-25 03:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by christopher_hughes5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man and woman in pub over here couple talking about a code word they have for sex so they decide they want one after long thought they decide on washing machine. next night in bed he says to her washing machine so they go at it. next night she nudges him and sats washing machine, he turns to her and say its ok love it was only small load so i done it by hand!!!!!
2006-11-25 03:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by lesliethrelfall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats really funny, cute joke!
2006-11-25 03:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by *~*~*~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww.
Hahahaa
2006-11-25 03:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by kaykay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm well good morning to you too, im not overly hungry anymore now.....thanks you just killed my breakfast plans.....
2006-11-25 03:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny,but tender 5150,it wasnt THAT funny.made my eyes go funny looking at thos ha ha's
2006-11-25 05:36:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg. This is freakin hillarious.
2006-11-25 04:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by A. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the last frase i laughed so hard .
you could be a commedian.
2006-11-25 03:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by ISABELLE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋