drug test?

Question

i need to pass a drug test. My friend said if i drink a lot of water with a few spoons of bleach in it, ill pass. Is this true? Has anybody done this?

Answer 1

HELL NO

Holy crap, where do people come up with such things. Thank goodness you're intelligent enough to get a second opinion here.

Your best bet is excercise like crazy, it'll speed up metabolism and help clear your system out sooner. Drink craploads of water, and excercise like mad. If you're talking about something like pot, your're gonna need to add at least a couple of weeks to that. THC binds to fat cells, which is why it stays in the body so much longer than other drugs.

Bleach will cause alkali burns to tissues that contact it, and in a best case (non-toxic) situation cause vomiting. You may not irritate the stomach as much if you dilute in gallons of water (considering the few spoons of bleach) but it offers absolutely NO effect that would fool a drug test or mask any chemicals....so what's the freaking point, ya know?

Your best bet is excessive excercise and craploads of water. Back in the day cleansers such as zy-dot worked great, but modern urine tests aren't fooled by such methods....and any that would be, you'd be just as well off by drinking gallons of water and having a couple of urinations before your test. This would be ok for one of those tests bought at your local pharmacy...but would not fool the person doing the test as your urine would be too clear. I hear that vitamin B-12 will darken urine to mask the water technique, but never tried this myself.

At this point I ask you to re-evaluate your drug use though. If you're in a situation where you "need" to pass a drug test, why are you doing drugs? Are you young? Is this worth losing your job over? In my experiences in life, drug driven or not, anything that I had to hide was not worth risking.

Really have to ask yourself what your priorities are, when you have something that needs hidden.

Good look man, with your drug test, and life.

Answer 2

DON'T EVER DRINK BLEACH!!!! I drug test once a month and I pass everytime even if I have taken drugs in the past week. My secret? Niacin, it's a B vitamin that helps your metabollic rate as well as a natural system cleanser, 1 every 4 hours and the day of drink ALOT of water, I usally down about 3 bottles in the morning then 2 before my test. If you smoke cigarettes don't smoke one the hour before your test and if you are pissing clear you are in the clear, however they probably will claim you flushed your system so on your way to take the test drink a 12 or more ounce bottle of cranberry juice, not cocktail but juice and this will also help cleanse any leftovers from your system while giving your urine a slight yellow hue. Then be sure to take from the middle of the stream, urinate into the toilet a little then in the cup and then finish in the toilet. It may sound like a lot of work but it's not that bad and it really works Trust me I do it every month! Good luck!

Answer 3

NO! dont drink the bleach! i have read that if you put a few drops in the urine it will be good.. but friends that have done this had it come back that they had blood in thier urine and needed to be retested.

without knowing what you took.. i will say that drinking a large enough amount of water before the test so that you need to pee every 20 minutes is the best bet you have. this is for the day of the test only... days before it doesnt matter.
take vitamin B complex to darken up your urine so it doesnt look like just water.... and then dont do any drugs after the test for a few weeks in case they want you top take it over(unless your a moron, in which case go ahead)

Answer 4

DO NOT DRINK BLEACH, unless you want to burn away all of your insides.
Vale, which you can get at most porn shops, works great.I know it has gotten at least 6 people jobs when they should have failed.
It is a bit costly, around $30-$40 and works for up to 4 hrs. There is a specific time to take it as well, such as 30min before a test or something along those lines.
It doesn't taste the greatest, but it is a juice and you can chug it down.
Good luck!

Answer 5

It relies upon on what attempt and what drugs. Pot continues to be with you 30+ days in a urine reveal, i imagine meth is likewise 30 days, vicodin and different narcotics 5-7 days and if I keep in mind good alcohol is a million-2 days. the situations must be rather a lot less (day or 2 perhaps) in case you devour various of fluid regularly. even if that's a hair reveal you're screwed!! Hair is going decrease back 3 months or extra with solid outcomes. inspite of what you'll examine on the internet there is not any thanks to fool a hair reveal! Shampoos and creams do not paintings, do not waste your money. you ought to end NOW! not in simple terms for the drug reveal yet on your well being!

Answer 6

Oh my gosh!! I see you want to drink rubbing alcohol as well,. I'm sure people have done it, but who knows how much and if they lived to tell about it! These are very serious chemicals. You must be young, I was too not so long ago. Chill out, stop doing so many drugs and hanging out with senseless people that feed you this kind of bull and live life in healthier ways. Life IS short, you ARE only young once. But what you do now to your body WILL have long lasting effects on the REST of your life. (If you make it that far). I'm not trying to sound mean, I care about your age. I'm a young mother of a 18yr. old. Your are not invincible. "Stuff" catches up to you real quick! Please.... take care

Answer 7

I have a solution, but I want to know what the drug test is for before I offer my knowledge. (job, parents, probation, etc.)

and flooding yourself with water can actually be just as bad as bleach.

Hyperhydration has landed people in the hospital for the same reason as you: trying to fool a drug test.

Answer 8

How can bleach help you in passing the test??? i think you can undersatand that he was joking and i m sure you havn't taken it serious .........Right !!!
Even a layman can tell you "Dont Believe That Stuff"

Answer 9

DO NOT DO THIS! Too many risk. Visit a local GNC or Vit. World and tell them you need a 24 hours detox/cleansing treatment. This will work, many of them offer double-money back guarantee ::You didnt hear this from me:: haha :-)

Answer 10

Bleach has warning labels on it for a reason.