Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No Sir," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."
2006-11-24 18:09:01 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny! Great job! I wish there was a patch we could get away with. Ha ha!
2006-11-24 18:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Love Child 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-11 00:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by Kristy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might check out: http://duifacts.blogspot.com They have good information by state on dui laws and the best ways to proceed with the charge.
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2006-11-30 04:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the sherrif laughed his head of, I know I did
2006-11-24 18:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-26 11:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is greaty i really love that one keep it up buddy keep it up
2006-11-29 14:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weaning themselves, are they?! LOL. LOL.
2006-11-30 07:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. lol thanks much.
2006-11-25 08:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋