Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Brits when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing patriots to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing it.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't watch much TV, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice at baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms (Brits) in every sport they play them in.
Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English."
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English."
Canadians: Spell like Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and liquor in a backwards country.
Americans: Drink weak, urine-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, urine-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting urine.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
2006-11-24 17:55:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO - very good post - where did you get it from, I like it!
2006-11-24 17:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Gillian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aussies would assume that you were asking a question but would not bother to stop drinking beer long enough to answer the question.
Brits would know you are asking a question but would refuse to answer on the grounds of impropritity.
Candians would suspect you are French and ignore you because French Candians do not believe that Frenchmen know how to speak French.
And Finally American's only answer questions with question unless you are willing to pay for the answer, and because I am American, I predict that you are also an American and that you do not like George Bush. Is that right?
2006-11-24 18:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am horrified at your slur upon the British. As long as it has alcohol in it as a true Brit I will drink it. I have drunk Lambrini.
2016-03-29 08:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Americans: Seem to think that getting into Iraq is Fiasco.
Canadians: Seem to believe that Iraq is In Fiasco
Brits: Seem to believe that America has landed Iraq in Fiasco.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Americans:Seem to think that the War on terror should be relentless.
Canadians: Seem to believe that the War on terror is relentless
Brits: Seem to rent that the war on terror is less.
Aussies: Seem to think that it matters cause they have plenty of beers.
2006-11-24 18:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Response :
love this country where I am
This land is where I make my stand
Y’a Pas un Coeur Qui est
Truer than
The one we call Canadian... Canadian
2006-11-24 18:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Megan 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very trenchant humor. Thank you for the laugh
2006-11-24 17:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the kiwis.
2014-02-07 01:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kartik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
2006-11-24 17:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. that's about how it goes! LOL.
2006-11-30 16:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2006-11-24 18:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by dutchess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋