There was this one girl and her parents were leaving for a meeting. They told her close all the windows and lock the doors. Well she locked all the doors and closed every window but 1. It was in the bathroom and the window was really small so she was thinking that it cant do anything. So she went to bed. Well she heard this bang. So she reached down and her dog licked her hand. Everything was OK. Then she heard another bang..dog was still there... then she heard a loud bang... and her dog wasnt there. So she walked in the direction of the noise (her bathroom) and then her dog was hanging on the shower faucet. On the window that she left open it said; serial killers can lick too.
Get it? The dog was hung but the serial killer was licking her hand..eww
2006-11-24 17:52:41 · 15 answers · asked by I_love_dunner 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**~Dunner~**
2006-11-24 17:53:11 · update #1
stupid. but i was still scared LOL
p.s. you don't need to tell us how to "get it"
i think you should choose ME as best answer, especially since we both like turquoise for our favorite color.
2006-11-24 17:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by nanabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid. But its only my opinion. Personally I don't get scared easily over stories. I just think "Like thats ever going to happen" and all the windows are locked (they are made of some sort of plexy glass) and all the bathrooms with windows are on the second floor. They killer would need a large ladder. And theres a ton of dogs in our neighborhood, we'd know if someone was prowling. And I would beable to reconize my dogs lick. And my dog is tiny but feirece. She barks at any unfarmiliar sounds. I'd easily hear her barking, growling and attacking a burgler. And my parents never leave me alone at night. My mom is a light sleeper, so she'd beable to wake my dad up, although his snoring is enough to scare the dead. Hes a retired cop, and he knows exactly what to do in case of something like that. And last I wouldn't have to worry about locking any windows because we never open them that much, only the upstairs ones occasionally, and we don't have any balconies upstairs so theres no way to reach upstair windows. I am a light sleeper like my mother, and I'd automaticly know if something wasn't right. Our house is 13 years old, it creaks alot when you walk around upstairs, and we have glass sliding doors in the 2 bathrooms upstairs, and those are quiet noisy, so if someone was trying to hang my dog in the shower, we'd all know. Oh and if someone broke in, he'd have a he|| of a time trying not to bump into anything, our house is a bit small and over crowded, so it'd be quite unlikely that the killer wouldn't bump into anything, and the objects that fall off would make alot of noise. And all 5 of the rooms upstairs are either a bathroom or a bedroom, or my dad's office. So no matter what room he enters upstairs he'll encounter someone, my bathroom is right smack dap next to mine, and in my parents room theres no wall seperating the bathroom from their room. Its an open bathroom. So if a killer or robber tried to get in, he'd better watch out, hes not getting away that easily, and he'd have a pretty darned tough time trying to get away with breaking in.
2006-11-24 17:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That story is so old but now I'm scared and its supposed to say " humans can lick to" that is so freaky. But like wouldn't you be able to tell the diff between a dog and a person?
2006-11-24 17:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an urban legend. You need to build the suspense better and you'll have a winner of a story
2006-11-24 17:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
relax. adult males are programmed to like it. in basic terms be sure you're clean earlier he does it. once you 2 are in the 2d it particularly does not count. attempt to no longer be self wakeful because of the fact then you actual would be unable to take exhilaration in it. i think of maximum women experience like this for the 1st time a guy does this. it quite is organic. in basic terms attempt to sit down down back and luxuriate in.
2016-12-13 13:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
2006-11-24 17:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats weird, why would the serial killer do that or how can the serial killer see her hand?
2006-11-24 17:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by jared l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm scared if it was night but luckly it isn't I also think it eww and gross.
2006-11-24 18:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY three options..... darn
I'm scared
I just went and closed my bathroom window, small as it is.
2006-11-24 18:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish he had spared the dog !
2006-11-24 18:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋