1: Whats white and cant climb trees?...A refrigerator.
2: Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge door
Put the giraffe in
Close the fridge door.
3: : What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
2006-11-24 17:14:26 · 9 answers · asked by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Princess: yes I am
hot turkey: good ones
2006-11-24 17:22:15 · update #1
LOL funny! ^^ good work! ^_-_^
2006-11-24 17:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, has four legs, and if it falls on you from a tree it will kill you?
a pool table.
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what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"here come the elephants"
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what's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
they're both purple (except for the elephant)
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what's big, red, and eats rocks?
a big, red rock eater
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how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
open the door
take out the giraffe
put in the elephant
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what did jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
'here come the grapes'
(she was color-blind)
2006-11-25 01:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love stupid jokes. That was a thumbs up for both you & Hot Turkey.
Keep up th good work.
2006-11-25 01:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
the better part of you ran down your mama's ***
2006-11-25 01:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by onethousandmilesfromnowhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. ur eaisly amused.
2006-11-25 01:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by =] [= 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2006-11-25 01:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by saleem.charudhary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a hobby!!!!
LOL
2006-11-25 01:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u really that bored??
2006-11-25 01:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Cassie♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.....good work........lol
2006-11-25 01:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋