the sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
the more people I meet, the more I like my dog
some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them
a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
don’t take life too seriously. you won’t get out alive
WANTED: meaningful overnight relationship
if you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer
you’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I got a gun for my wife. best trade I’ve ever made
so you’re a feminist...isn’t that cute
Jesus may love you, but he wont respect you in the morning
I don]t care, I don]t have to
earth is an insane asylum for the universe
to all you virgins, thanks for nothing
horn broken, watch for finger
all men are idiots...I married their king
the more you complain, the longer god lets you live
earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later
please Mr. Bank Manager, how can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish
I’m just driving this way to piss you off
Jesus paid for our sins…now lets get our moneys worth
Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes
I want to be like Barbie-that b-I-t-c-h has everything
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me
I get enough exercise pushing my luck
If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own
Guns don’t kill people…but they sure make it easy
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
I said ‘no’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Sex on television cant hurt you…unless you fall off
Honk if you do what care bumperstickers tell you do
2006-11-24 16:59:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next time you're down in the dumps, pick me up a tire!
so many freaks, so few circuses
our government is revolting, so why arent we?
lycanthropy, a disease, not a crime!
all brain, and no bra on
ho high, ho high, it's walk the streets or die!
2006-11-24 17:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm not particular about bringing decrease back "The Rock". i wager it ought to matter upon which song you ought to get rid of. Maggie - you've impressive questions and solutions. that's tremendous having you the following. I voted for Tom G as president of NASCAR us of a. i'm new and did not comprehend there became yet another president. i do not imagine having 2 is a foul idea.
2016-11-26 21:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by euler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like parking spaces all the good ones are taken and all the rest are handicapped.
Keep Honking I'm reloading (redneck)
(upside down) if you can read this roll me over (seen on a jeep)
2006-11-24 17:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Witches: Not just for burning, any more!"
"Witches are 'Crafty' people!"
"Ankh" if you love Isis"
"My Karma ran over your Dogma"
"You've been a Naughty Boy now go to MY room!"
2006-11-24 17:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by luvmelodio 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha really funny...lmao...um..heres a cheesy one: Life isn't about how many breaths you take, its about the moments that take your breath away.
2006-11-24 17:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Snow Buni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one I had on my old truck:
My child was "Inmate of the month" at the Salt Lake County Jail
2006-11-24 17:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by jloertscher 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!!! good work
To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world
2006-11-24 17:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any off the top of my head but i am LMAO!!!!!
2006-11-24 17:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
RE-UNITE GONDWANALAND !
2006-11-24 17:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by Reinhard G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good ones........lol
2006-11-24 17:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋