Help, I need to cut my girlfriend's hair?

Question

I have limited hairdressing skills and my girlfriend wants to go super short. She has nice long shiny hair liek you see on some of the commercials, but she wants a short and slick style now with a buzzed back. She wants to go to the high school dance with me like this in a red dress and matching red gloves. She told me that she wants to look like Christy Turlington in an issue of Vogue with finger waves what is to be her short gelled hair. I tried to find some cutting instructions and supplies online, but coul only find the equipment. I even suggested that she leave her hair as it is or just go to a salon, but she thinks it would be sexy if i cut it when we're both naked before taking a shower together. Please, someone help me out?

Answer 1

first *** all over her hair and rub it in and let her lick it off

Answer 2

yo dude the writing is on the wall she thinks it would be realy sool and romantic so is what she is telling you is that she wants to go short but she wants you to do it so she can experiance the sexueal desire of feeling the hair falling down her shoulders and then when u click on the clippers she want you there when she blws in her undies. ok and trust me from a man who has bee where you are she wants you to fullfill her fantasy of cutting off all that hair and then having awsome sex afterwards she dont care about the dance or even whatanyone may have to say about it. she just wants to experiance the joy of having her long hair cut off and the feeling of the clippers running up the back of her neck with you. and only you. so i say hell ya go for it. just have her show you what type of cut she wants. she probley wants it about 2 inches on top and then blendided the best you can to the sides and back . so you start out at the back with the clippers and then you buzz the back and the sides then you do the top. but it is most impotant that you keep the back and sides a tad bit longer then buzzed that way when you blend the top and sides you still have some room to buzz the back and sides again but this time u take them shorter then when you are done you grabher up and you let it turn you on and you just lift her up and slide her rite down on your swanz and then you enjoy the best night of your life and when it is all done and over with and you wake up the next morning you thank the good lord abouve that he has givin you a girl who knows how to take a chance and spice up your sex life and the next time you dont ask a bounch of people on the inter net like a scared little boy you act like the man she wants and you do it

Answer 3

Are you afraid your going to mess it up? My husband had me shave his hair because he was going into the military and I never shaved someones head befor, so I ended up cutting his ear, he had long hair and I couldn't see what I was doing! So your going to have to let her know that you can't do it, it makes you nerves, and you don't want to cut anything thats not intended to be cut, like a ear.

Answer 4

then give her the money and take her to the salon and get it cut there. other wise you may give her a lousy cut and mess up the growth patterns of her hair for the sake of feeling sexy.

Answer 5

Ummm. Give her a coupon for the holidays at you're local Super-Cuts.

Answer 6

if she has nice long shiny hair, tell her you like it, you don't want to cut it, and offer to paint her toenails. very sexy in the nude.

Answer 7

She will regret cutting her beautiful hair, trust me, been there done that! Don't cut it for her cause then if she regrets it, she'll blame you cause your the one who cut it.

Answer 8

haha.. your girlfriend must really love you to let you cut her hair with no experience..
wow..
http://beauty.about.com/cs/haircare2/qt/cut_fine_hair.htm

heres something that i think will help you..

good luck,
-kay

Answer 9

I can see that going very bad! All I can say is, DON'T DO IT!

Answer 10

Just tell her she's already sexy.