It is a time for soul-searching and fervent prayers. The Rupture is soon; what it is I don't know, but I've been told it's soon.
2006-11-24 14:52:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AAAAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I'm ready for the rupture... the rupture of my gut at laughing at all this ridiculous crap clogging up this mess. HAH. Thank you, this was funny.
2006-11-24 14:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Asuza 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The rupture already happened a few hours after Thanksgiving dinner. Thank goodness I made it to the bathroom in time.
Honestly, those of us who have been on YA for awhile in this forum have seen at least 5 or 6 predictions for the rApture come and pass. I'm asking you to please, go back to your life and work to build a better world in the present. What will come will come when it comes. The readiness is all.
2006-11-24 15:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rrrrip...oh man I ruptured my ligament!
Oh, rapture. Well considering that word is not even in the Bible, and the concept is actually taken from some very misinterpreted scriptures, I'm ready for a much different outcome than the rapture.
2006-11-24 15:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Someone who cares 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry, as the rupture has been coming for the past two thousand years, the same length of time that we have been in the END TIMES.
2006-11-24 15:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already had mine bumped off. It exchange into such an emergency that they did no longer worry to inquire from me if i wanted it yanked via my abdomen button so i does no longer have a scar. Now I DO have a scar and no longer have the suit modeling job. Plus, I even have phantom pains from the place my appendix was - don't get too comfortable on your inner maximum room - i did no longer have a private room, and it exchange into below 24 hours from the time i exchange into dropped at pressing Care to the time I walked out....
2016-10-04 08:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of rupture? I ruptured my appendix a few years back.
Or did you mean the rapture - Because that would make more sense.
2006-11-24 14:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Claire 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's when the collective waistline of the USA population's gut will split wide open and the world will drown in a massive outpouring of adipose tissue rendering under the hot sun.
Prepare! You must have faith in the great Raft of Fat-Floating!
2006-11-24 14:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the Rapture? Where Jesus comes back to the earth and takes all of the Christians to heaven and prepares them for the war of good and evil? And soon can mean tomorrow or 1000 years from now, no one knows except for God, not even the angels in heaven know! I'm not sure if this is what you're talking about, but if it is...i hope i helped! :]]
2006-11-24 14:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by beachxchicaxmg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes I'm ready. I was thinking of throwing myself off a building...... so the sooner the rapture happens the better.
2006-11-24 15:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it Will be here soon but that's because of the way we are going now with religion and Technology its a war between them both.. so get ride of religion and the Rapture wont happen... and because it was made by man as well a guy called john a man by him self thinking and one can think this and have it there in human history
2006-11-24 14:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by BKSTYLE 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋