In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."
"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"
2006-11-24 14:18:28 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha awsome... you rock
2006-11-24 14:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh good one
2006-11-24 22:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a good joke its kind of sick humor!
2006-11-24 22:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by LIZ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-11-24 23:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-24 22:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Kim Wise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har har
2006-11-24 22:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-24 22:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats was hilarious
2006-11-24 22:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah that was pretty funny.
2006-11-25 01:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by =] [= 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now isn't that clever
2006-11-25 00:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by animallover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋