I went to my sister-in-laws mother's house last weekend. This house was amazing...seriously it's a 1.3 million dollar home....
Can I just move in with her?
Well this is my reasoning...
It's a 4 bedroom home...3 of which are spare bedrooms...so to say the least...there is more than enough room...
It's in an awesome school district...I think that my son deserves a better education than the one he is currently receiving...
The crime rate in that area is pretty much nil...so I am only trying to move my son into a better neighborhood.
Their fridge was packed...and I mean with real good food...I really do want my son to eat better..not that he is starving now...but I really want the best for him. (Plus with as much money as they have...I don't think they would notice the added expense)
I was just thinking about that while I was there...
2006-11-24 14:05:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
oh...and one more thing...I am thinking that I shouldn't have to ask...I would just do it when she wasn't looking...then would I get squatters rights?
2006-11-24 14:06:59 · update #1
So far to date...In my home...being my country ...there are 12-20 million
2006-11-24 14:09:02 · update #2
Maybe some people don't understand sarcasm...I support my son fine...my husband and I are doing fine for our son...
It's funny though...I get called a freeloader and illegals are looking for a better life...
hmmmmmmmmmm......isn't that funny
2006-11-24 14:23:14 · update #3
I've had the same thoughts as you, LOL. Add to your list, if they hurt your feelings or offend you in any way, you will sue them for violating your civil rights and discriminating against you for having less than them. After all, the only reason you have less is cause they have more. And no one should be allowed to have more than you.
Also, after seeing a photograph of the people who allegedly lived on the land several hundred years ago, you're sure the land the house is on belonged to your ancestors and these people must have stolen that land from your family. So you also demand compensation and superior treatment to make up for your family's failures over the past hundreds of years.
And while you're doing this contact the UN and families in other countries and complain of the unfairness this family is displaying by having more than you and their greediness in not wanting to GIVE you what they've acquired or at least share their success with you. Demand this family level the playing field, meaning they give up what they worked hard for until you obtain as much if not more than they have.
2006-11-24 15:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by humm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had this sent to me the other day. I guess it could be used with the in-laws......good luck lol.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).”
According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest person, except for ... well, you know.
And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.
2006-11-24 22:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by suk_on_my_glock 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
On top of that when your family gets sick just go to the emergency room and tell them you're an illegal and all your costs are magically paid! If you happen to get stopped by a cop driving there just tell them you're an illegal and they can't give you a ticket for driving without a license or insurance! Illegals have more rights than Americans do!
2006-11-25 02:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 to 20 million and the numbers are still rising. Your sarcasm is rediculous! Last time I checked you don't own the US! There is nothing wrong with trying to have a better life! Is'nt that why your ancestors came to america? You stereotype people when you don't know that there are honest tax paying and bill paying mexican immigrants out there, even illegals! Oh, and you forgot to mention all the low class whites on welfare and food stamps that I support! Where should we send them?
2006-11-25 00:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by jojo9 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, very good analogy. However, some people just don't "get it." Or rather, they don't want to "get it." They stick with their broken record rants and will not stop to look at reason. Thankfully, regardless, they are still the minority and we have the majority to vote to take back our country! They're all running scared and we are winning!
DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! BUILD THE FENCE! TAKE THE OUTDATED ANCHOR BABY LAW OFF THE BOOKS!
2006-11-25 03:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking for something for nothing-don't put it on your son and his school and the crime rate-you want to free load off of your in-laws-he is your son, you should make sure that he has a stable diet-stop looking at what your in-law have get off of your duff and get your own
2006-11-24 22:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by brown sugar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you tried moving in- and I was your sister- in- law- I'd beat you and/or blow your brains out before you came through the door. Now, why doesn't the same sort of logic apply to our borders?
2006-11-24 22:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by AW 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just say better life it opens all doors. You get free medical care too
2006-11-24 22:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by DEPORT 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
point well taken. somewhat oversimplified but good point all the same.
2006-11-25 03:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by elistia27 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweet irony is almost never lost on me. :)
2006-11-24 22:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by Rich B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋