I think my life will end tonight. I am so bored, like no joke, I could play chess with my grandfather and I'll have more fun.
2006-11-24 13:49:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock
who's there
Alaska
Alaska Who?
Its the last time alaska to open the door.
2006-11-24 13:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tanya :] 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That’ll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don’t have that much but this is very important - I’ll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your hand.
So she does.
Now Go For It Baby!
And so she yells as loud as she can, "Hello MOM?!?!"
2006-11-24 23:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're bored then you're boring.
If you are really that bored, just do something relaxing. Get off the computer and go take a walk. Or maybe watch a comedy or call up a friend/relative that you haven't talked to lately.
2006-11-24 21:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make Friends, get a hobby, join a support group, find a mate, go to a movie, people watching, go to a bar, comedy club, concert, go for a drive, rent a movie, cook something, strike up a conversation with a stranger, go dancing, take a walk, repent and seek Jesus as your personal savior!
2006-11-24 22:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by palaver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go play chess. life is already to short. enjoy life as long as you can. if you feel this way talk to some one.
2006-11-24 22:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-11-24 22:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Asker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean you do nothing? Start doing some thing. Work, study, and have fun with friends
2006-11-24 22:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by rams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to www.gsn.com and play Phraze Frenzy. It's freakin' addictive.
2006-11-24 21:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by sdkramer76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just listen to Bob Siclair's " World, hold on" over and over. That will cure your boredom.
2006-11-24 21:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEyedFox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO OCCUPY UR TIME I AM A JAMAICAN STUDENT SO MOST OF MY TIME IS SPENT IN THE BOOKS YOU TRY CALLING UR FRIENDS OR GO OVER THEIR HOUSE.
2006-11-24 21:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by SEXY TRISH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, okay hold on. Go there and have hours of fun http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow3.shtml
2006-11-24 21:53:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋