2006-11-24 13:42:26 · 10 answers · asked by sun rays 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
instead of a joke I have a funny video for you
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2006-11-24 13:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
An elderly couple goes to Jerusalem for a vacation. While they are there, the wife dies suddenly. The funeral director asks the husband if he would like to have the body shipped home at the cost of $5,000.00 or to have the body buried in Jerusalem for $100.00. The husband replies. "I will have the body shipped back home and pay the $5000.00." The funeral director asks why when it is so much cheaper to have her buried right here in Jerusalem. The husband replies. "I heard that a man died here 2000 years ago and that he rose from the dead after three days and I just can't take that chance!
2006-11-25 01:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Freedom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this ship out in the ocean. The captin of this ship saw that there was a combat ship heading toward them, he ask for his red shirt. One of his men ask why he wanted his red shirt. It was because he wanted his men to keep fighting if he got shot. The red shirt would keep them from seeing the blood from the wound. A few days later. There was five combat ships heading their way. This time the captin ask for his BROWN PANTS!!!
2006-11-24 22:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by *Ashley* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-24 22:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My elderly clients love these:
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!!
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan!
2006-11-24 21:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Cathy R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
2006-11-24 21:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by thewordofrashi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you tell the difference between a duck?
bar bs vgf yrtf ner obgu gur fnzr!
2006-11-24 21:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Morosoph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a panda walks into a restaurant, he orders his food and after he is finished eating he pays his bill shoots his waiter and walks out.
the owner says "hey you just ate, shot my waiter and left! what the heck?"
the panda says "look it up."
so he looks up panda in the dictionary and it says "Panda: a large furry mammal it eats shoots and leaves"
2006-11-24 21:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find you a provocative conversationalist.
2006-11-24 21:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO!
2006-11-24 21:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by NO delusions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋