2006-11-24 13:41:57 · 17 answers · asked by sun rays 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Why did i leave this answer?
A: To get 2 points!
2006-11-24 13:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, so this guy was the prisoner of pirates and they were going to drop him off the boat by pulling a lever that would slide him down a plank into the sea. But at the last minute the head pirate said, that big ugly buccaneer over there wants you to be his love slave. You have a choice, be his for life or I'll pull this lever and drop you in the ocean.
The guy thought it over for a while and then asked, what's the ugly bugger's name?
The head pirate said, his name is Nate.
The prisoner said, well, OK, I guess it's better Nate than lever.
2006-11-24 21:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Grist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Timmy: Grandpa, do you know how to make a noise like a frog?
Grandpa: Why no, my dear boy. Why would I want to do that?
Little Timmy: Because Grandma told me once you croak, we're all going to Hawaii.
2006-11-24 21:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
2006-11-24 21:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by Pattycakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.'' Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. ''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'' ''Don't worry about it,'' Jake said, ''I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''
2006-11-26 12:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by R@BBIT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created man with a brain and a penis..but the problem is he only gave them enough blood to run one at a time.
2006-11-24 23:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
2006-11-25 00:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the peice of gum cross the road???
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
2006-11-24 21:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by K L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-24 22:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Asker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A termite walks into a bar and asks,"Where's the bar tender?".
2006-11-24 22:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋