Know any good jokes?
Not too long though, thanks!!
2006-11-24 13:10:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two blonds are hiking and they come across some tracks. The first blond says "These are deer tracks." The second blond looks at them and says, "No, these are moose tracks."
And they stood there and argued untill the train hit them.
2006-11-24 13:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus
Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off you when you die.
Q: Why did Osama Bin Laden kill
wife number 37?
A: Because he looked up her dress
and saw bush...
Q: Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...
A: Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if's he's coming or going.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
2006-11-24 21:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anna M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma So Dumb They Told Her It Was Chili Outside & She Went To Go GEt A Bowl
2006-11-24 22:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Kecia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three men were getting shot. The first said hurrican and everyone ran away. The second said tornado and everyone ran away again. The last one said fire and he got shoot. (Not the Best) lol
2006-11-24 21:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What's black, white, and red all over?
The Newspaper
2006-11-24 21:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by $Hustla_on_tha_Money$ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
two flies are playing soccer in a saucer. one fly turns to the other and says - you'd better keep practicing, we're playing in the cup tomorrow.
2006-11-24 21:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."
2006-11-24 22:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by Danswela ☆☆☆☆ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
me
me who
me the bee
arent i creative? i made that up in 5 seconds!
From Sara And Kimmy
2006-11-24 21:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmy 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
knock knock
who's there
Alaska
Alaska Who?
Its the last time alaska to open the door.
2006-11-24 21:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya :] 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q.What goes 105mph and is green?
A. A frog in a blender
2006-11-24 21:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by buggerbuttsnifer 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋