The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...
little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor
and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for
her. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says,
"listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband's
on his way out...Get this prescription, and put three drops in his
milk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks the
doc profusely.
Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.
The lady blushes, smiles and says, "well I put thirty drops in his
milk by accident, and well, we just need an antidote now to close
the coffin."
2006-11-24 12:31:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was bad, funny, but bad
2006-11-24 12:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
His little sailor CAN'T salute,ohh what a shame not funny at all..
2006-11-25 11:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ROFL!!!
You do have some pretty funny jokes.
Thanks!
2006-11-26 14:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
riggor mortis has set in lol
2006-11-24 12:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol wow
2006-11-24 12:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol that's real funny
2006-11-24 15:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmao, tff
2006-11-24 13:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by coco 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-24 12:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-24 12:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by micmegan 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-24 12:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jadyn 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋