It was yesterday. I was enjoying a hearty cup of tapioca pudding and clipping my toenails that were teeming with fungi. I was watching Dr. Phil’s inspirational advice, when all of a sudden I heard an intrusion in my space of sound. It was a deafening vibration from the upstairs bathroom. I harkened to the earsplitting pitch of sound. I began to fiddle with my descending rolls of bubbling cellulite. In great exhaustion I attempted to ascend up the stairs. My hangnail was blocking my range of vision. I finally got up those 5 utterly immense steps and was heavily out of breath. I opened the door and right in the vicinity of my eyes was gramps on the cold hard tile floor. There was Lysol frothing from his mouth and aside him a punctured Lysol can with some of his digits installed along the outside of the receptacle of cleaning fluid. I began to stare in disbelief and agony at the eyesore of a carcass. All of a sudden his top half shot up and his organ of sight propelled into the corner of the counter. I then navigated myself over to the toilet. In my great gratification there were dodos and feces all over bowl. I flushed it to mae the stench go away. But, before my eyes, a geyser of liquid feces was propelled into the air. I stared in awe for a few seconds, until I quickly unstuck gramps’ instrument of vision from the corner of the counter and shoved gramps’ bulbous face into the steaming fountain. I haven’t gotten around to cleaning the bathroom yet, but I hope he is okay. I have been waiting for him to get up from the bathroom floor for over 24 hours. I brought him some beef stroganoff but he refused to allow me to shove it down his esophagus. I have stopped going up to the bathroom because of the horrendous stench. What should I do?
2006-11-24 12:30:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great use of metaphores, aliteration, and word diction; however, I, as the reader, got lost.
2006-11-24 12:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cellulite eww that's gross anyway i know you were just playing around but the point is that was very good that was amazing i could never make something so good like that you should be a famous author i wouldn't be surprised if you were already an author. bravo
2006-11-24 20:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by joelle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Was that a creative writing assignment? If so you did a great job!!
2006-11-24 20:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by agirl4god 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good writing, great description, but i also was a little lost. I had to read it twice to get it all.
2006-11-24 20:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by # 1 sweet pea 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
write stories?
with ur wild imagination, u'll go far.
2006-11-24 20:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you took all this time to write this and didn't even think about calling the proper services to aid your grandfather?
2006-11-24 20:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
too damn long didn't read it so i would say mind your own business
2006-11-24 20:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burn the house down..
2006-11-24 20:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by I Bleed Black & Gold 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋