What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Question

(Please tell the story in detail. Please no digusting stuff. Disgusting = what should be in the body is out of it for whatever reason) I would like a good laugh and to pass one along. Best to all applicants....)

Answer 1

I was enjoying a nice day of music in the park. Had on a denim skirt that snapped all the way up. No slip just bikini undies. Stood up somehow caught my knee while standing up. There I stood in my red undies with an equally red face. Got some applause. Knew a lot of the people.
Wasn't so funny then. When I think of it now i chuckle. I was 22 when this happened.

Answer 2

Lol. outstanding tale. The funniest difficulty that has ever befell to me befell this previous year. there substitute right into a "senior deliver-off" at my college and each and each grade apart from 12th have been asked to positioned on various performances. nicely I finished as a duet, that music "Love That I Hate You" with the aid of Rhianna and Ne yo. anyhow, me and my significant different had gotten up there and we sang the lyrics out of that music. So we've been all severe lively while as we've been happening the stairs of the point, I tripped and fell face first in front of the finished college. It substitute into the worst yet funniest journey in my life. xD

Answer 3

I was at the beach last summer, when an elephant in a polka dot bikini came up and asked me if his bum looked big in this (bikini). I said no, but he might consider getting a nose job! Well, everyone laughed so hard that the poor elephant got all embarrassed and swam off with his trunk sticking out of the water like a snorkel.

Answer 4

Well, this wasn't something that happened to me, but I did have a part of it. I was in class the other day and this lamoid stands up and starts yapping about this one time that she took a shower and scrubbed her face so hard all her make-up came off. Random, no? Then everybody else starts making comments about how lame that was and out of the blue I stand up and say, "You took a shower?!" like it was the most shocking thing I've ever heard. Yeah, that's all I've got.

Answer 5

I was at my highschool over the summer watching a wrestling match and my friend and I went into the bathroom. There is a long, vertical mirror on the wall and I was looking at myself...all of a sudden, I sang "Permiscuous Girl...!" and danced all retarded. Just as I was doing this, a little girl and her mother walked in. I got dead silent and walked out. Now everytime my friend and I hear that song we dance all retarded.

Answer 6

When I was little, my cousin and I spit on some switchboard operators at a hotel in a lower level beneath a staircase and got chased around the hotel.

Answer 7

I was swinging on a climbing rope in phys ed like a monkey.

Answer 8

my friend came over one day and we had nothing to do, so she braided my hair her dad called saying that he wanted her home in 12 min. so she was hurrying and since i'm taller than her i was kneeling down and she was standing inbetween my legs I had nothing better to do so i brushed my teeth and 10 min. goes by and she panics and says "oh my god i gotta go check what time it is!!! and since i was kneeling down she tripped over my legs and falls flat on her face CABOOM!!!! we started laughing for awhile and since she fell flat on her face and couldn't get up she said to me "hey can you go check what time it is" she said it in a quite voice that sounded like she was hurt anyway when she said "hey can you go check what time it is i said "NO YOU BROKE MY FRICKIN TOE" IT WAS HALARIOUS!!!!