I've had a rough week and my wife is in a mood, and the girls are right up there with her! Is there anything you can say or a joke that you have for me? I'm English, so our humor can be rather bizarre, but am always up for a good "way to go" and a good joke or two. And I can laugh at myself, so if you have a good English tease, I'd like to hear that too! One has to learn to laugh at themself if they're to find any sort of happiness in their lives, do you agree? Please help me find laughter! :-\
2006-11-24 11:26:58 · 4 answers · asked by Arthur Andrews. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Since women have ruined your week, how about you have a laugh at them:
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's rights.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why did the women cross the road?
Who cares, why's she out of the kitchen.
What do you do when the dishwasher is broken?
You slap her.
Sorry if this makes you feel worse, but it'll get better for sure. Maybe it's their time of the month. I don't suggest you act angered around them since that'll make it worse i'm only telling jokes so you only need to laugh.
2006-11-24 11:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ed Zachary Disease?
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ***."
2006-11-24 19:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking in Hyde Park. One was assaulted.
2006-11-24 19:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by Bestie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How do you stop a man from drowning?"
2006-11-24 19:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋