Looks like you've seen a lot of action...?

Question

Crusty old Air Force Colonel is at a gala event hosted by a local arts college.There's no shortage of young,idealistic ladies there,one of whom approaches the Colonel for conversation."Excuse me,"says the student "but you seem to be a very serious man.Is something bothering you?"
"No," the Colonel says."Im just serious by nature ma'am.The young lady looks at his awards&says,"It looks like you've seen a lot of action."
"Yeah,lot of action"replies the soldier.
"Look"cries the girl,angry at his taciturn nature."You should lighten up a little.Relax.Enjoy yourself."
When the Colonel replies that he's already relaxed the girl snaps."Stop being so formal!"she shouts."I mean,when was the last time you had sex?"
The Colonel looks at her."Well,that would be 1955,"he replies.
The girl crackles in triumph."That's it,"she laughs."You've got a hang-up about sex..chill out!No sex since 1955!"Isn't that a little extreme?"
"Oh I don't know" Colonel said glancing at his watch."It's only 2130 now"

Answer 1

There,s life in the old dog yet fidgety!
An old retired Colonel was invited to a reunion dinner and halfway through the proceedings he rang his wife.
"Agnes,this reunion is turning out more than I bargained for.They've got naked girls dancing on the tables and then giving their favours to anyone who's interested. What do you think I should do?"
She replied,"If you think you can do anything you'd better get home straight away."

Answer 2

Another 10/10 for you sweetie! lol

Answer 3

Hee Hee. Good one. Got me.

Answer 4

Good time warp there!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"

Answer 5

It all depends on definition of time!@

Answer 6

just laughed my socks off

Answer 7

lmao

Answer 8

lmbo ☺

Answer 9

CLASS JOKE

Answer 10

horny old man