st Peter at the pearly gates?

Question

waiting for the incoming says to Jesus "i have to go on an errand, "would you mind the gates for me.Ask a few questions to find out if they are worthy to come in or not"
Ok thought Jesus, how hard can it be
Straight away an old man turns up." What did you do in life"? asks Jesus
" Oh i was a Carpenter". said the man.
"Yes and i had a son,"
"You had a son" said Jesus
Yes" said the man "but we lost him
"You lost him.said Jesus, "You lost your son"
Yes" said the old man" but he had holes in his hands and feet".
"Father" said Jesus.....
"Pinnocchio."...................

Answer 1

Ahahahha!! I just read all your other jokes too. They're all fab! Thanks for the laughs, told my mum some of them too. Keep up the good work.
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Answer 2

I've never heard that before!
It made me laugh!
How about this...?
There was a queue of nuns at the pearly gates, and St. Peter had to ask them all the same question.
The first nun got to the gates and St. Peter asked,
" Sorry, but I must ask you, have you ever touched a penis?"
"Well, I saw one when I was about 15 yrs old"
"Then you must splash your eyes with the Holy Water before you come to Heaven"
The second Nun came to the gates, and St. Peter asked the same question.
"Well, yes, I touched a penis when I was 18"
"Then you must bathe your hand in the Holy Water before you enter Heaven."
Suddenly St. Peter notices a commotion going on in the queue, and asks why there is such disorder.
A nun comes running to the front of the queue shouting "I'm Sister Mary, and I need to gargle the Water before Sister Penelope sticks her a*rse in it!"

Answer 3

Oh i liked that, was not expecting the ending

Answer 4

great one never thought the end was like that

Answer 5

lol unexpected ending

Answer 6

lmao