Anyone have any good blonde jokes?

Question

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?.... You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Answer 1

Got this in the mail last week

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each
> other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if
> she would like to play a fun game?
>
> The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,
> politely declines and rolls over to the window to
> catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
> easy and a lot of fun. He explains, I ask you a
> question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
> me $5.00, and vise versa.
>
> Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
> The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you don't
> know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't
> know the answer, I will pay you $500.00. This
> catches the blonde's attention
> and, figuring there will be no end to this torment
> unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>
> The lawyer asks the first question. What's the
> distance from the earth to the moon? The blonde
> doesn't sa a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out
> a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
>
> "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
>
> She asks the lawyer, What goes up a hill with
> three legs and comes down with four legs?
>
> The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer
> and searches all his references, no answer. He taps
> into the air phone with his modem and searches the
> net and the library of congress, no answer.
>
> Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and
> coworkers, to no avail.
>
> After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her
> $500.00. The blonde says, Thank you, and turns back
> to get some more sleep.
>
> The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
> wakes the blonde and asks, Well, what's the answer?
>
> Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
> hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Answer 2

A blonde went into a bank in New York City. She went up to the loan department and said that she needed to borrow $50,000.

The loan officer took her application, telling the blonde that some collateral was needed to secure the loan. The blonde handed over her keys and the title to her new Mercedes and got the loan.

A week later the blonde walked into the bank and said she wanted to pay off her loan. The loan officer was very surprised and called over the bank manager. They discussed it and they both came back to the blonde. She handed over the $50,000 and the $100.00 in interest. They prepared the paperwork and took back the money.

As the blonde starts to walk away with her keys and title, the bank manager said "I have to ask you this. You borrowed $50,000 for only a week. It seems pretty obvious you did not need the cash. Why did you borrow the money?"

The blonde gets up to leave and said "Where else can I safely park my car for a full week and have it cost only $100?"

Answer 3

How do u make a blonde mad?>>>>>>>>>Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
How do u kill a blonde?>>>>>>>> Give her a shotgun. (she'll use it as a hair dryer)
A blonde heard about everyone making fun of her so she decidied to prove every one wrong by dying her hair black. She finds this pickup truck with a man inside of it. SHe asks the man if she could guess the number of dogs he had in the back of his truck could she have one for free. the farmer said yes. well, the blonde is on her way home when the man pulls her over and says, " If i can guess the natural color of your hair, can i have my sheep back?

Answer 4

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The 1 girl stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Answer 5

yes i have a good joke. . i just posted it in another one of my boards here is is tho...


A blond walks into a department store and looks at a TV, she really, really wants to buy it and so she asks the clerk how much it is. The clerk replies
“I’m sorry Miss, we don’t serve blonds here.”
The blond walked out disappointed and decided she could fool the sales clerk into letting her by the TV by dyeing her hair purple.

So the next day the blond (err. . .’purple’) walked back into the department store and asked the sales clerk once more how much the TV cost.
“I’m sorry Miss, we don’t serve blondes here…” he replied once more. The blond went back to her place and knew that she could fool him if she dyed her hair pink. SO the next day she walked back into the department store and once again, asked the salesclerk how much the Television cost.
“I AM SORRY MISS, I’ve told you before, we don’t serve blonds here.”
“DANGIT!! How did you know it was me??”
“Well… for one thing, that’s a toaster…”

Answer 6

What's the difference between a blond guy and a blond chick?

Blond chick has a higher sperm count.

Answer 7

ok how about these...

how do you drown a blonde... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and tell her to sniff it.

how does a blonde try to kill a fishh and a bird? she tries to drown the fish and throw the bird off a cliff.

what do you call a blonde born w/ one iq point? gifted

Answer 8

Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?

The box said "Up to 20 pounds".

Answer 9

why do blondes like tilt stearing wheels???
A. more head room






how do blondes turn the light on after sex??
A. they open the car door

Answer 10

I love this one:

A blonde called 911 when she saw that her house was on fire..."Hurry, Hurry" she screamed, "my house is on fire!"
The operator asks, "ok ma'am how do we get there?" and the blonde answers, "Big red truck...Duh."