Tell me a joke you heard that you think is the funniest.
2006-11-24 10:40:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-25 07:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks," Why do you ahve a steering wheel in you pants?" The pirate replys, Arghh It's driving me nuts.
2006-11-24 19:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by Abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is
so guys are hung like a horse but horses are hung like chuck norris
before the boogy man goes to sleep he checks underneth his bed for chuck norris
2006-11-24 21:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what they say about the blind hooker?
You really have to hand it her.
2006-11-24 18:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mattie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE SIMPSON'S ARE FUNNY SAME Wit south park
2006-11-24 18:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by 2 Minutes ago 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋