Two men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I Saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year Is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer£900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2006-11-24 10:40:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont normally laugh at jokes,or understand them but this one really made me laugh.haha x x x x x x
2006-11-24 10:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by xloux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people feel self-conscious talking dirty, especially over the phone when they can't back up their words with actions. Honestly, the best strategy is to tell him that he really, really turns you on and that you can't control yourself. Then perform, if you know what I mean. Trying to be delicate here!
2016-05-22 23:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Annette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the kind of practical joke my DH might pull.
2006-11-24 10:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other man which didn't answer thwe phone in the golf room.
2006-11-24 10:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by D'Asia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard the same joke about USA money!@
2006-11-24 14:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to be 11/10 for effort lol
2006-11-25 00:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is good!
thats the sort of thing i would do (well have a conversation with someone like that)
lol
2006-11-24 10:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one so much that I have pilfered it and sent it to my friends.
Oh sorry, how rude of me! Cheers.
2006-11-24 10:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg thats so funny one of the best tonight
2006-11-24 10:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that joke i like......imagine that happening in real life....what a gutta.....Cheers for the pick me up!
2006-11-24 10:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋