A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK".
2006-11-24 10:28:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i give it a 9.9! it got me on the floor
2006-11-24 10:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by tumblebabe012 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 that was a 8
2006-11-24 10:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by ulamciadilaucurats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-24 13:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by CAL07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite funny btw. but still not as good as the irish shoplifter who was found dead under tesco's!! or the magic tractor that turned into a feild!!!!
2006-11-24 10:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by xxxgorgeousgalxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that i believe is what you call a typical blonde thing to do!
2006-11-24 10:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do blonde girls only get a 3o minute lunch break?
Cos if they got an hour they would have to be re-trained
2006-11-24 11:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by tezweeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good job I'm not blonde...lol
2006-11-24 10:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. Your joke is hilarious. I like your joke but I can't make one. Sorry.
2006-11-24 10:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha the funniest blonde joke ever!!!!
2006-11-26 12:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard that one when i was like seven that would be twenty years ago
2006-11-24 14:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kim Wise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋