2006-11-24 09:49:32 · 4 answers · asked by shifty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Always remember:
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
2006-11-24 09:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man was walking on a beach and he saw an old bottle. He picked it up and wiped off the sand. Suddenly a puff of smoke came out of the bottle and a genie appered. "I am the Genie of the Bottle. I may grant you three wishes, BUT, every wish will be doubled to every lawer in the world." Said the Genie. The man rubbed his hands together and said: "I want a million dollars!" The man got a million dollars and the Genie reasurred him now every lawer had two million dollars. For his next wish the man asked for a Corvette. "Now every lawer in the world has two Corvettes." the Genie said. For his last wish the man thought a while. "You know... I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
2006-11-24 18:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Danswela ☆☆☆☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong
2006-11-24 18:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by marhaba_hi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the Elephant says to the Camel "Why do you have two **** on your back?" Camel says "Thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone with a dick for a nose"
2006-11-24 17:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by DiVenanzo™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋