My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vets. He found the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this
from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.
The lady went to the chemist and got some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it on my legs either and, if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist replied, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."
2006-11-24
09:49:31
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