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My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vets. He found the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this
from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady went to the chemist and got some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it on my legs either and, if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist replied, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

2006-11-24 09:49:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

very good and i have ,t heard any version of it previously haw haw haw!

2006-11-24 09:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats an exceptionally undesirable thought in case you particularly need to do away with your hair there... try waxing it...it might harm a lil bit whether it works This hair removers will usually reason itchyness or rashes Or the two the main inexpensive and least complicated way is with the aid of shaving... it may be itchy while the hair is turning out to be in basic terms shop on with Johnson's & Johnson's toddler oil Your balls would be soft as ever =) solid success

2016-10-13 01:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Finally! A funny joke I've never heard before!

2006-11-24 10:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0 0

lot of jokes on tonite i havent heard before and this is one and a good one at that

2006-11-24 09:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh man I'm hurtin. that's sooo funny.

2006-11-24 10:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by Trixie Bordello 5 · 0 0

haha thts quite gud

2006-11-27 05:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by lil me 1 · 0 0

Go girl, I love your jokes LMAO!

2006-11-24 09:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-24 10:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol very funny

2006-11-25 01:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0 0

funny ha ha

2006-11-24 09:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by charlotte66621442000 3 · 0 0

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