lines to tickle your funny bone!!!!!!
What's worse than a male chauvanist pig?
A woman who wont do as shes told !!!!
I married miss right !!
I just didn't know her first name was always
Why do men die before their wives ?
Because they want to !!
Women will never be equal to men !!
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still know that they are sexy !!
2006-11-24 09:34:07 · 12 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did god make man first?
Because SHE wanted a practice before the final masterpiece!
Hi mate!
2006-11-24 09:38:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao all hilariously classic
hi kizzy xxx
why did the 1 armed woman cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop
good to see you brent mate
2006-11-24 18:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the last 3!!! The first one is grounds for a beating lol
2006-11-24 17:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you dust these off before sharing?
I think there's mold growing on the 3rd one!
2006-11-24 17:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jen J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey....when did you see me walking down the street...was it today when I came out the boozer and went into the chippy....you never said ' hi ' : (
2006-11-24 18:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but not funny at same time
2006-11-24 17:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rlly old
get sum new jokes
2006-11-24 17:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-11-24 17:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by fungirl12_megan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-24 17:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-11-24 17:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋