a busty blonde catches a bloke's eye. He can't believe she's looking at him but she waves. He asks, "Do I know you?" She says, "Yes I think you're the Father of one of my children." He gulps remembering his one and only act of infidelity then asks, "Are you that dirty stripper I shagge* on the pool table on my stag do while your mate shoved a cucumber up my ars*?"..."No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher!"
2006-11-24 09:33:07 · 25 answers · asked by matt30 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for this oldie but goodie - it made me laugh
2006-11-24 09:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-24 09:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha now how will he play that off? Funny!
2006-11-24 09:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! like that one.
2006-11-24 09:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you hate it when that happens??!!??
LOL
2006-11-24 09:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the QUESTION????????????,if he doesn't remember his one-night stands then how does it matter to you????(Unless this guy is YOU . Ha..Ha..Haa..)
2006-11-24 09:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by So_Hot_An_Ice 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
totally unexpected....I loved it..10/10
2006-11-24 10:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-24 09:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats an old one, still good though lol
2006-11-24 09:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!
lol
wicked
2006-11-24 09:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by pink-x- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋