I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN............................
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
Bowl of Coco-Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a Refreshing chocolate
milk-shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
Pop-corn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted .
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed ..
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story :
- Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong!!!!!
2006-11-24 09:20:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very funny I just read it to my husband and he so agrees. That is why my motto is give me money and I will get what I want.
2006-11-24 10:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny 11\10 loud lol
2006-11-25 00:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There you all go again, you provide half the information and expect us to guess the rest
2006-11-24 09:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mars 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well the joke sucks. Either that or you got it wrong. She said 'I'd love to be eight again' which in English any human would take the way the man did. Either that the woman is stupid and doesn't know how to talk correctly.
2006-11-24 09:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by darkness_returns 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
funny
2006-11-24 09:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected ending, like it lol
2006-11-24 09:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-24 09:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny haha
2006-11-24 09:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice one, it made my day! I'm gonna tell it to my peeps!
2006-11-24 09:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by val_nativeg 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats rite we are the thickest of the thick
2006-11-24 09:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋