What should I do?
2006-11-24 08:44:51 · 43 answers · asked by BIGMOUTHSTOPTALKING 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Dump him and try going out with a human being.
2006-11-24 09:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Shove some cupcakes up his bottom
2006-11-24 17:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by ukfool666 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait until your married and he sticks your head under the duvet when hes farted, then you will have something to complain about, my hubby does that to me, its a good job I don't wear curlers in bed like woman used to do or they would be melted to my head by now..
2006-11-24 09:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go outside, find a pile of dog poo, pick it up (use a paper towel babe, not ur fingers)...and throw it in his face! You're BF is a complete immature @$$ and doesn't deserve a hot lady like you!
2016-03-29 07:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would brew up a really large fart, especially after a curry or something, wait until you are in bed, let it go then hold the covers over his head, that will teach him!!!!!
2006-11-24 23:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by sladelover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can, simply ignore him and make no comment. That'll take out any fun he gets out of being so disgusting. And buy him tablets for that sort of problem and give them to him, and tell him he needs them, with as much sincerity as possible, saying his friends have commented on his flatulence issue.
2006-11-24 12:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by sashmead2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This person is a boyfriend?? Sounds like a total jerk to me. Ditch the idiot, and find a MAN instead of a little boy who likes fart jokes.
2006-11-24 08:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's f***in' disgusting....
Number of things. Don't let him get 'any'... s*x ban.
You fart, shove his head under the covers...
Just kick him out! How can you think of someone in a sexual way after they've done that??? Gross.
2006-11-24 08:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some time when the two of you are talking, tell him that you don't like it, and you'd appreciate it if he stopped. If he can't seem to handle it and doesn't want to stop, you might consider what that'll mean for your future relationship.
2006-11-24 09:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dump the disrespectful jerk! If he can do that to you, he obviously doesn't think much of you in the first place. You deserve WAY better than that. If he's sick enough to do that, and he thinks you'll let him get away with it, what is keeping him from escalating and doing something worse!?!
Or better yet, eat a whole bunch of nasty gas inducing food, tie him down, and set on his face and let'm fly! Then dump him.
You know, give him "taste" of his own medicine.
2006-11-24 08:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lighting a match gets rid of the smell.
Lighting a match and shoving it up his **** when he farts will get rid of him.
Good luck
2006-11-24 12:19:31 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋