2006-11-24 08:40:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes that is why we drink it here!
That is an old polka song!
2006-11-24 08:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I know the Demon Drink has a place in Pandemonium City Centre, so if he's a local of Hell, the likelihood of getting a decent beer in Heaven is pretty slim. Maybe that's where Alcohol-Free Beer goes when it dies?
2006-11-26 15:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps in heaven, one does not need beer to feel relaxed or euphoric. Perhaps heaven is one big high. Like a constant state of eternal bliss. No, there may be no beer in heaven, but something better...something...different...something...else...
Perhaps heaven is a brewery? I'd prefer vodka, myself. At least I know there is wine. Endless amounts of wine.
2006-11-24 16:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by toothfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the heaven presided over by his noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster we have beer volcanoes. Join us!
RAmen
2006-11-24 16:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding. Says so right in the Bible. It was after they ran out of wine for the guests at the reception. (I kid you not) His mother came to him and asked him if he could do something about the predicament and he told her, "It isn't my time," then he just kinda shrugged his shoulders, touched the water and it turned into wine. You gotta know that the guests had already drank quite a bit in order for there to be no wine left, yet he still did it. They told the person who was throwing the wedding party that it was the best wine they ever tasted and said that normally the best wine is reserved for the beginning when people's palates are more discerning. I mean it, look it up yourself!!
2006-11-26 09:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one knows what wonders are in Heaven. I can tell you one thing I doubt there will be any in hell. Hell is not a place of good times with old friends. You are alone. Its not a party, there is no one to party with forever.I can tell you that in the bible there is talk about a feast in Heaven. You remember that Jesus' first miracle was turning water to wine.
2006-11-24 17:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then you are not in heaven if you have not got a beer it will feel more like hell
2006-11-24 16:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, I'd think you'll have more fun in Hell.
A whole community of Heretics and sinners - sounds more interesting than a bunch of harps and wings and androgeny...
By the way, don't pray for me, I am fully prepared to accept my fate as a heartless sinner. Peace.
2006-11-24 16:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by madcatlover7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, then that is not Heaven. You must be thinking of some imaginary place north of Montana.
2006-11-27 08:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that there is beer and it will be brought to my heavenly table by the Miller Lite Girls.
2006-11-26 08:44:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! that's why we drink it here. LOL! :) :) you hijacked one poster's post. Seriously, all the resurrections in the Bible happened here on earth, not in heaven. Too, Jesus taught us to pray: "thy kingdom COME (not go up).
That's why it amazes me why most of Christendom, and Muslims would want to go to heaven.
2006-11-24 16:45:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋