Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job", Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-11-24 08:40:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very good keep them coming
2006-11-24 20:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woww !!! Jesus Christ !!! that's a good one...
I wanna be that "hooker"...
Nice dreams and
a hot&sweet kiss from Bettina / in Berlin
2006-11-24 08:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HaHa very funny
2006-11-24 08:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by andy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it i wonder if i can get a kiss from bettina in berlin
2006-11-24 09:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh to funny
2006-11-24 08:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2006-11-24 08:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by leon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what I call a smart lady...LMAO!
2006-11-24 09:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was that man, and he did lend his wife the extra.
2006-11-24 08:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! That's pretty good.
2006-11-24 08:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 08:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋