It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
2006-11-24 08:33:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superb....well done !!
2006-11-24 09:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says you ought to stop eating pork at any age? yet once you come back to a style in some unspecified time sooner or later to resign eating pork confirm you're taking iron supplementations because of the fact pork is a good source of iron and additionally you do no longer prefer to grow to be anemic (no longer sufficient iron on your blood) purely decrease down on your meat intake, and additionally you ought to have not have been given any wellbeing and well being problems via too plenty pork intake.
2016-10-17 11:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am worried about the kid ....to watch the expression on his face, as to understand who is is actual father ? Ha Ha Ha ...too funny and hilarious !! LOL !! I Liked it ! 10/10 !
2006-11-24 09:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello !!!
You are a kind of story teller !!!
Women are different... and tricky.
Thanks --- anyway --- for making us LOL !!!
Aaron & Bettina
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PS There is a similar German
movie including that story.
But it is still funny....
2006-11-24 09:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY wife always has a lot of meat in the fridge i wonder
2006-11-24 08:43:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh i just read it out to my husband and he p*ssed himself laughing.Good one for makin a boring night funny!!
2006-11-24 08:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its very pain full story
2006-11-24 08:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sunil G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I've heard a similar one b 4
2006-11-24 08:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by amethyst2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before still very funny lol
2006-11-24 20:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Idiot men! And what a hoe! Lol
2006-11-24 09:24:41 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe !
2006-11-24 09:02:34 · answer #11 · answered by andy w 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋