My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't perturbed I shall be back home before midnight. When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table.....
2006-11-24 08:15:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty…I would also like to take this opportunity to remind you that you too are 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who; like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow
2006-11-24 08:15:27 · update #1
That was awsome. I have to remember that one so I can tell my friends. Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-24 08:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Pamela 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..this one was so funny until I realized that this where we will be in 20 years...hmmm I better start now then so by the time I get to 54 I would have still past her...except my range is still 18 to 38...LOL
2006-11-25 04:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Batman has left the building 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great gave me a real good laugh -- then i thought of my spouse at 74 lots of laughs 18 goes into that 4 times and a little bit.
2006-11-24 09:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dazzle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-24 08:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by Countess 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Oh my gosh I love you.
This is so funny! Continue w/ the great jokes! Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Thanks again for the giggle!=]
2006-11-24 08:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A calculated risk for both no doubt
2006-11-24 08:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will tells the girls at work on Monday!! Very funny.
2006-11-24 09:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Shell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really like this joke too funny
2006-11-24 08:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by raechelblueeyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JAJAJA not a good joke to read while you´re at work!! everyone was staring at me!!!
awsome joke!
2006-11-24 09:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by pollito 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ahahahaha...his wife is certainly getting hers, u go girl. Good joke...
2006-11-24 08:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO, thats a good one.... I would do the same thing in her situation!!!
2006-11-24 08:38:46 · answer #11 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋