FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
2006-11-24 07:57:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL : Women are evil
Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!
2006-11-24 07:57:37 · update #1
anything that can bleed for 5 days without dying has to be evil
2006-11-24 07:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was the right woman at the right place. It's called premenstrual syndrome. One study found that 41% of female admisions to psychiatric hospital were on the day before or the first day of menstrual period.
I hope this woman didn't make it to the FBI either.
Moral: husband has to be stronger than whife.
PS: of course there are cases that will doubt this opinion.
2006-11-24 08:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bola A Bola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are the root of all evil. Undoubtedly so. But get one between the sheets they feel so soft maybe i got that wrong will have to reconsider.
2006-11-24 08:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by ylgull 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-24 07:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell Yeah, women are evil and I am a) a woman and b) a lesbian!!!
I feel sorry for guys at times. Women can be so twisted, complex, confusing, lying, cheating, manipulative, head-f*cks.... I am suprised there aren't more gay men!!!
2006-11-24 09:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shes evil along with all women in the world!
2006-11-24 08:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that response about bleeding for 5 days and not dying good one....and yes we are evil :o)
2006-11-24 08:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by magdamay34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the woman. My ex~EVIL
My current girl~Sweetest thing in the world.
2006-11-24 07:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by JS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay well away from me mate otherwise I'll clobber YOU with a chair.
2006-11-24 07:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by don't stop the music ♪ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dats cool!!! Brillant, it'll will teach u men 2 treat us gud.
2006-11-24 11:04:47 · answer #10 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋