Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to
give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10
hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said,
"That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried
to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly
exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from
down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor,
"I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick
Mr. Smith's boil!"
2006-11-24 07:46:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! That is messed up!
2006-11-24 07:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
The jokes messed up,not funny at all.
2006-11-25 11:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Mr. Smith. Ha ha ha good one. Tell them what a prick is--Ha ha ha another good laugh. That is two in one! Thank you all!
2006-11-24 07:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh that was Mr.Smith's scream......must have got boiled his prick by the time the first Doctor reached him !!! Too hilarious !!! LOL !!! I enjoyed it !!!
2006-11-24 07:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure wouldn't want to have her for my nurse!
Funny joke!
2006-11-26 14:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahahhahha. dats funny u know. boil Mr. Smith's prick dat wud be painful!!
2006-11-24 08:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it was funny at the beginning but i dont get the prick part
2006-11-24 07:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats what ya call a hot dick
2006-11-24 07:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ow! Yeah that is a bit messed up!!
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2006-11-24 08:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh ooooooooooh prick _H_I_S _ boil it took me a sec to think but owwwwwwwwww
2006-11-24 09:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh poor guy!!! That had to hurt!
2006-11-24 08:32:32 · answer #11 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋