Im on the toilet and there is no tissue. uh oh, someone rung the door bell! Man, this really stinks, the toilet! What should i do?
2006-11-24 07:45:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww crap, the phone is ringing!
2006-11-24 08:52:32 · update #1
1. squeeze ur butt cheeks together
2. walk to the door answer it
3. ask the person at the door if they have any tissues
2006-11-24 07:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1- use your panties
2- let the d a m door bell ring
3- forget the phone
2006-11-24 17:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm use a towel and through it out the window, or let ur undies do the job, or better yet jump in the shower, who says u have to answer the damn door!
2006-11-24 15:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well what I would do is **** and then tighten those butt cheeks find some more TP or kleenex wipe your butt and if the person still there answer the door oh hope you washed your hands after that shitting spree
2006-11-24 15:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use some water to rinse ur butt. wash ur hands and go answer d door. easy!
2006-11-24 16:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's MY question. why are you on the computer and the toilet at the same time?! =D
2006-11-24 15:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋