Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving
very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled
the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that
evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads
stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then
there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these
mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o'
those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I
had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye
know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for
later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he
located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for
inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you
to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"
2006-11-24 07:43:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think thats funny
2006-11-24 07:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice 1!
2006-11-24 15:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by sweetflyer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on Miranda,they got to get better,but you can still give me 10 points ehh 'wink wink'
2006-11-25 19:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
H ha ha Good one-shame on the cop-not even believing a fellow.
2006-11-24 15:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a Texas joke to me!
LMAO, again!
Your jokes are better than going on a diet!
2006-11-26 22:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to long try this:-
Polish guy goes for an eye test
Optician : Can you read the middle line for me sir
Polish guy :- Read it ! I know him
I come from I time when smack and crack went hand in hand Smack was what you got going after cra*** and fanny was a womans name
2006-11-24 15:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by froggerty 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats' funny
2006-11-24 23:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Glad to see that you have located my
ex-husband and that he is still alive and well.
2006-11-24 15:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that sucked the punchline was terrible, so bad that i hhave a vile taste in my mouth,
2006-11-24 15:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-24 16:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋